Once
upon a time,
in a pond far far away in Weiser, Idaho
there dwelt a very nice lady frog,
who tried hard to live life in
*peaCe & hArMOny*,
alWays being KinD and Not GrouChy.
"It
was NOT easy for her either, because
sHe was ConStantly BeGGing her siSter frog
to Visit during the fIdDle fEStiVal. RelentleSsly,
she perSisted, unTil her siSter finally succumbed.
The
fine Lady frog had no idea she would need
to shop until she dropped, or go on an excursion
to the local 5 and dime. So distasteful did the
experience become, that the lady frog began
to look at the whole ordeal in
*disdain*
But an unrepentant sister can hardly change heR waYs.